And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women — except, of course, those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape kit ‘n’ stuff. But for everybody else, it’s a win-win. Unless you’re a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years. Whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know, actually, I take it back. The whole thing’s a disaster.
–the missing portion of Tina Fey’s acceptance speech, which was snipped by PBS from last night’s broadcast of the Mark Twain Prize ceremony. (via washingtonpoststyle)
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Via Art is a snap when you know how to spell!
Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping the floor and the folks who made the mess are there (saying) ‘You’re not mopping fast enough. You’re not mopping the right way. It’s a socialist mop.’
–Barack Obama
(sometimes this just needs to be posted). (via tofuboots)
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i don’t like wearing bras because i paid money for my titties to stand up.
– nene (real housewives of atlanta)I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.
– Audrey Hepburn (via goingto) Via borderline creep
